Is that a Port Wine Stain?

Nah, just Zinfandel.

Rolf poured himself a glass of wine this evening and set it on the coffee table. Will came in, talked to us for a minute (his distraction technique), slyly reached onto the table, and yoinked the glass. A brief tussle later, red wine was all over the coffee table, all over the couch, all over the Christmas cards I was addressing (so now you know what happened if yours is stained purple), all over Rolf's pants, and all over Will. We were afraid Will's hair was going to be dyed. If you look closely, you can see the pink stain over the right half of his face (his right half). Fortunately, Will is stain-resistant.